The Lady Doth Detest Too Much...

Borrowed from Shakespeare of course.

(in no particular order)

~ People who don't reply to emails.

~ People who don't answer their telephone/cell phone.

~ Random & sudden stopping in the middle of an aisle, walkway, hallway, store, open space; especially with people behind you.

~ Defining items in non-specific terms. Example: "did you get the 'thing'?"

~ Masticating noises; especially smacking & slurping.

~ Dark eyebrows, light hair.

~ Nasty teeth

~ Black socks, white shoes; especially attached to a person in high-water pants.

~ Dirty fingernails.

~ Fake smiles.

~ "Grills", ghetto accents, "bling", wicked saggy pants, and the overuse of BEV.

~ People who go out to eat and are overly picky about the menu for no good damn reason. Stay home!!

~ Wicker furniture

I think that's it.